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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}

{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

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