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{"type":"standard","title":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 84","displaytitle":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 84","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q717042","titles":{"canonical":"United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84","normalized":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 84","display":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 84"},"pageid":10546373,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Korea_War_Phase_I.svg/330px-Korea_War_Phase_I.svg.png","width":320,"height":599},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Korea_War_Phase_I.svg/537px-Korea_War_Phase_I.svg.png","width":537,"height":1005},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276049949","tid":"db3dc00e-ec80-11ef-b64d-00e059fe936a","timestamp":"2025-02-16T16:12:45Z","description":"United Nations resolution adopted in 1950","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_84"}},"extract":"The United Nations Security Council Resolution 84, adopted on July 7, 1950, was the United Nations Security Council resolution which authorized the formation of the United Nations Command to provide military support for South Korea, following a North Korean invasion and offensive at the outbreak of the Korean War.","extract_html":"
The United Nations Security Council Resolution 84, adopted on July 7, 1950, was the United Nations Security Council resolution which authorized the formation of the United Nations Command to provide military support for South Korea, following a North Korean invasion and offensive at the outbreak of the Korean War.
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