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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}

{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

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