{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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